Unbelievable!

So I get an email that says,

"Our Depot Service Center has shipped Order number #########. Your Order is being shipped by Federal Express and your air waybill number is ############.
You should expect the shipping time not to exceed two (2) business days."

"HOORAY!", right? So, then I go to the FedEx site to check my waybill:

"Destination      PORTLAND, OR"

WHAT?! Three phone calls later, after confirming to the nice a lady at the Fujitsu call center that Guatemala is indeed not in the United States, I learn that they have to ship to the address in "Portlānd" listed on my warranty.

OMG i no can has computerz! No wai!

My next computer ≠ Fujitsu